dispatches from the OC

We are hanging in Seattle for a few days. As we venture away from our below Orange County, a few highlights:

  • I had a garage sale this weekend. The tacky MILF maternity top that was sent to me for review? It was the FIRST THING THAT SOLD.
  • I picked up a copy of a magazine called OC Health, thinking that it might have some info about 5k races in the area. Instead, it was a booklet full of ads for local plastic surgeons, weight loss clinics, and day spas.
  • At the tanning salon next to Pick Up Stix, there is a sign posted on the door reminding people that children and babies are not allowed in the tanning beds.
  • And at IKEA, I got to eat dinner while looking at this lovely sight:

Look closer . . . . closer . . . yep. there it is.

Oh, Orange County, with your moderate climate and beautiful beaches. How I hate to love you.


  1. It took me a minute to see it- ok, seriously?? I don't know if I could have swallowed with that in my line of site.

  2. Why, oh why, would ANYONE think that is attractive and worth sharing?? This would have to be the same lady who has a boyfriend with a mullet and actually owns and wears purple leggings!

  3. I can't see it, anyone fancy explaining?

  4. I thought the guy in the foreground was picking either his nose or teeth (maybe both)...till I saw the butt floss. If you have to buy a thong in an extra large....maybe you shouldn't.

  5. just. no. no, no no.

  6. I gotta tell you, the photo does not to justic to the amount of butt that was actually hanging out of her low-rise jeans.

  7. i don't know which is more remarkable... the woman with the floss, or mark leaving a comment on the wifey's blog...


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