We are not a dog family. Partly because of allergies, and partly because I prefer the contents of my kids' diapers to remain in the trashcan as opposed to strewn across the front lawn.
Boy is a universal language, and I'm certain Spiderman is somehow imprinted in their DNA.
If you post a picture of yourself picking blueberries with your baby in a sling, your friends will mock you relentlessly. But only because THEY ARE JEALOUS.
It is possible for a family of five to pack all of their belongings into two suitcases, just to avoid paying for an extra bag. It's also possible for them to forget to pack diapers.
People on planes HATE babies. Almost as much as they hate terrorists and snakes on planes.
Loud sighs and eye-rolls do not, in fact, help a stressed mother calm a crying baby. YEAH, ROW 16. I'M TALKING TO YOU.
We live entirely too far away from Michael and Jodie.