HOW TO GAUGE HOW CLASSY YOU ARE
Deciding to take a flask to Medieval Times to avoid paying $8 for rum & coke: -2 points
Having your husband tell you this is totally inappropriate, and then doing it anyway: -2 points
Event you are taking said flask to is a birthday party for a child: -10 points
Event you are taking said flask to is at 3:30 pm: -20 points
Flask is from Pottery Barn: +6 points
No funnel for the flask: -2 points
Using a Target medicine dropper as funnel: -2 points
Rum was purchased in the airport in Haiti: -4 points
Previously incredulous husband is the only one to actually use the flask: +10 points
Blogging about taking a flask to Medieval Times: -2 points
Being too tired to do the above math or establish credible baseline number to appropriately gauge how classy you are, since you already know the answer is NOT AT ALL CLASSY: -2 points
Conclusion: The $8 margarita was good.
I may be related to someone who filled a hydrogen peroxide bottle with Wild Turkey to smuggle liquor on a cruise.
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ReplyDeleteman i love this... so my style :) one time in college, i filled up an insulated coffee mug with smirnoff ice and drank it during night class - classy... in many ways. i don't judge you, i join you!
ReplyDeleteLove this! I can't wait to see the photos of the event!!!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! I worked at Medieval Times (Myrtle Beach) all through high school. I loved it - wearing a wench costume every day and getting paid for it was the best part!
ReplyDeleteThis is possibly one of the most helpful tips I've come across in the recent past. I feel like my time spent blog-reading was justified because of this info. Now, I don't have a flask, you think a 4 oz baby bottle would work? hehe
ReplyDeleteThank you for a laugh-out-loud moment on a Monday afternoon...and thank you for the great tip.
ReplyDeleteI poured vodka in my child's water bottle to "enhance" my weak drinks on a cruise ship. I had to prevent him from drinking it more than once. TRUE CLASS, great drinks.
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