spiritual maturity

During a prayer at church tonight, after being asked to consider ways we can be of service, Mark and I had the following whispered exchange:

MARK: God just told me that he wants you to be of service to me.

ME: God just told me that he wants me to serve you through admonishments.

MARK: I am your spiritual leader.  Please respect my headship over you.

ME: [edited for profanity]


more quiet prayer time . . .

ME: Hey! Two more hours until we can watch the next episode of Friday Night Lights!


I hope you are impressed with our reverence.  We’re available for spiritual mentoring if interested.  Also  . . . . how good is Friday Night Lights?  We’re just five years late to the party, and totally hooked.  Bless our hearts.

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