Okay, you probably haven’t been waiting for this, seeing as how I haven’t done one in a while. But I’m back at MamaPop today, snarking on the trainwreck that was The Bachelor finale last night. Who does Ben pick? Is Courtney as “low-drama” as she claims? Will Lindzi ever forgive her mother for spelling her name like that? Will Courtney learn to open her mouth when she talks? Will Lindzi cave under the pressure when she doesn’t have her hose as a buffer? Will Ben keep the middle part or venture into side-part territory? Will Courtney take her clothes off again? And did Ben really kiss those other girls after he proposed on the show? (Spoiler alert: Ben adamantly denies having kissed those girls in the photos).
Head on over here to find out how this romantic fairytale ends.