email of the year, presented without comment

Ms. Howerton,

Well, I have forwarded a huge number of unique visitors to your sight solely for the opportunity to watch Downton Abbey episode 3. So, you can thank me for that big spike in traffic this past month.

Sadly, out of boredom and curiosity I read a few of your posts. Sad to say that you are severely misguided about American history, and politics. Too bad you are not actually in love with my country, and her traditions and values, otherwise I would gladly heap lots of praise on you and your family. But, alas, you are nothing by intellectually deficient, TV-addled, clueless liberals. Too bad, because you are pretty enough to be a good, God-fearing, patriotic, right of center, real American.

- Eddie


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