I don't know where she gets this sarcasm

Me (in opera voice): Put on a fancy dress! We are going to the op-e-ra!!!!

India: I don't want to get blood on my fancy dress.

Me (in opera voice): Why would you get blood on your dress?

India: Because my ears might bleed.

Me (still singing): Opera won't make your ears bleed! 

India: I think they're already bleeding.

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