Yesterday we went to dinner and my girls started playing with my phone and sunglasses. And then, in turn, they decided to do their best impression of me.
1. Yes, I do talk with a little bit of vocal fry. Yes, I’ve lived in SoCal for 20 years and some of the local accent can be detected in my voice. But I think they’ve taken some dramatic license here.
2. Playing a video game on my phone is a thing I HAVE NEVER DONE. Nor do I really play any game apps at all. But being on voxer all day? Um. That’s possible.
3. It’s clear that my children, at age 8 and 6, have a healthy affinity for mocking their mother. Lord help us all in 10 years.